Open combine
Next local event: TBD
A scheduled 45–60 minute session at a local turf facility. Date, location, and booking details are coming soon.
See future availabilityTested. Competitive. Still got it.
Not young.
Just trained
different.
Run, throw, jump, and hit through a recreational combine for grown men with old highlights and unfinished arguments. Leave with verified scores, local rankings, and an absurdly official Dad Rating.
45–60 minutes · measured on turf · all bragging rights earned
2026 Combine Card
Bob Mitchell
40 Yard
5.42
Throw
67 MPH
Exit Velo
81 MPH
Vertical
19.5"
Broad Jump
7'4"
National
91ST
Dad Rating
82
Prove it. Post it. Challenge it.
Your local turf is next
The official promise
Legit scores. Questionable hamstrings.
Measured, not guessed
Timing gates, radar, tape, and consistent event standards.
Made to be posted
Every athlete gets a player card made for the group chat.
Competitive, safely run
Clear instruction, warm-up time, and no pressure to play hurt.
The events
Six tests. One number nobody will stop talking about.
We combine speed, power, arm strength, and explosiveness into a clean scouting report—then stack you against your crew and the field.
- 01SECONDS
40-yard dash
Laser-timed speed, plus a mandatory explanation for your start.
- 02MPH
Throwing velocity
Radar-verified arm speed with multiple attempts to find the heater.
- 03MPH
Exit velocity
The cleanest contact wins. Your aluminum-bat glory days may help.
- 04–06POWER
Jump, broad jump & grip
Three more tests for lower-body pop, distance, and practical dad strength.
The receipt
Your player card tells the whole story.
Every result becomes one official-looking report: event scores, percentile ranks, your Athletic Age, and the Dad Rating that starts the argument all over again.
Scouting report
40 Yard5.42
Throw67 MPH
Vertical19.5"
Dad Rating82
Pick your matchup
Come alone. Leave with receipts.
Future local sessions and private combines are on deck. Details and availability will be announced before booking opens.
Private combine
Bring the whole rivalry.
For bachelor parties, neighborhoods, companies, baseball-team dads, and youth-sports fundraisers. We bring the event; you bring the allegations.
Private field timeCustom leaderboardIndividual player cardsEvent-day facilitation
Plan a private event Your move, Dave
You've talked about that arm for years.
Step onto the turf, get the numbers, and send the player card straight to the group chat.
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